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-This fact list is not available in your country.
-Canada only exists because it’s fun to sit on America.
-In Canada, Jay Z is called Jay Zed.
-Peter Mansbridge is Canada’s most popular male pornstar name.
-Our national animal is the Bieber.
-Our national currency consists of coins, paper bills, and small containers of maple syrup.
-Canada’s leading export is smugness about how we’re not as bad as the United States.
-Toronto has two giant dicks.  One of them is the CN Tower.  The other is the mayor.*
-To declare a thumb war in Canada, one must first get permission from the Queen.
-At any given time, Canada contains more Timbits than people.
-Stephen Harper is actually a robotics experiment that went horribly, horribly wrong.
-The double-double is actually a coffee experiment that went horribly, horribly right.
-Quebec is the only province powered entirely by spite.
-Alberta’s leading export is oil.  The Territories’ leading export is drowned polar bears.  Alberta: no comment.
-When the Finance Minister announces the budget, he has to do it to the tune of “If I Had A Million Dollars.”
-Rob Ford is actually four pigs in a large suit.
-The Canadian television industry consists entirely of tacking the name “Canada” onto American reality shows.  This one’s not a joke.
-We honour local colour by spelling some words differently from our American neighbours.  Though some favour the American flavour, we harbour no rancour toward this behaviour.

*This is old.  That's a Rob Ford reference.  John Tory's doing fine, IMO.
True Canadian Facts
This is old.  It's from maybe 2011 or 2012, but I figure it's as good a time as any to post it.  It's also an interesting look at how much has changed.  This is from before the rest of the world knew what an ass Rob Ford was, before Bieber went all "rebellious" and was just another teeny bopper popstar, and before we cancelled the penny.  Also, this is a look back at when my humour was about goofiness rather than cynicism.  Yay?
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As each one of these issues came up, I complained to whoever / wrote letters / petitioned / quietly grumbled.  It became a long chain of things.  Now that I see it all in one place, damn, that's a long-ass list.  October cannot come fast enough. :/
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Don’t you lie to me
The video is online?
Not in my country.

I don’t have Hulu
I am not American
And can’t watch this show.

Internet racist
Making an ass of himself
Stop spamming my page

Calling me a fake?
I’m a geek in my own right
Don’t stereotype

Maybe I’m not cool.
I don’t try to be unique
I am just myself.

Even for geek stuff,
Trends do not matter to me.
I like lots of stuff.

I was once a geek
Because it meant inclusion.
Now geeks are sick trolls.

Be true to yourself.
Popularity’s a sham.
It doesn’t matter.

Can’t we just be friends?
Since when does D&D mean
Dickwolves and Dudebros?

Spam in my inbox
When did I subscribe to this?
Everything is cruft

I love all my friends
But not their Facebook pages.
Does that make me bad?

Most people are not
as stupid as haters say.
Still, why fake being dumb?

Not all of the web
Is pictures of kitty cats.
Just ninety percent.

I love Totoro
I spend too much time online
Looking for fanart.

Of course I read the
End User License thingie.
Whatever, agree.

Google thinks I’m male.
Everything I see online
Has porn in the ads.

I don’t understand
When did the point of gaming
become threats and hate?

Looking for a job?
To keep yourself safe from harm
don’t go to Craigslist.

People being rude
Unglue your eyes from your phone
There’s no app for that

I am all alone.
Social media is death
for one’s social life.

I leave my Skype on
Just in case anyone wants
to tell me something

Sometimes I get bored
I check Twitter too often
and tweet bad haikus

I love my fandom
But a few people in it
act like they are nuts.

I do a podcast
I am surprised anyone
has ever tuned in.

YouTube video
This clip is two minutes long
The ad is longer
Nerdy Haiku Collection
I wrote this a long time ago.  Funny/sad how much is still true.
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Somehow, Hank and John Green always know exactly what to say.

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Rainbow-Acey Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*pokes* I have a quick question
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Yes?
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Rainbow-Acey Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I made a sketch of the characters from Monsterville...main ones... I still have it as a sketch(I was doodling yesterday and noticed a random .psd file when saving and it turned out to be that)
I just wanted to know if I can post it here
I didn't know if you'd prefer for all that stuff to be off dA or not :o
I just... WANTED TO ART SO BADLY. I have been wanting to for weeks. I would also link out to your site.
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Oh, yeah, totally post it.  I'm honoured.  ^__^  I wanted to keep it off MY CaptainQuirk account just so I'm free to do whiny/political/self-absorbed/NSFW/experimental stuff here without it being associated with Monsterville.  And, yeah, totally you can link it to the website.

Also, I started making the monsterville only account today.  monsterville-art
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MegamanMaster64 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the badge.
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Cinnamonfox Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the llama :iconllamawooshplz:
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RoloX Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015
llamas are love, llamas are life

thanks for the llama, here's one for you =D
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dogman0 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Boldly going Forward...because we can't find reverse.

Thanks for the Llama
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015
Hahaha, love that song!
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dogman0 Featured By Owner Jun 30, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
yay
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