Hetalia: Prince Arthur's One True LoveOne day, Prince Arthur sets out to find his One True Love. He soon meets three strangers in the forest... Once upon a time, there was a beautiful land called the Western Kingdom. The Western Kingdom was a peaceful and prosperous place, filled with singing birds and friendly squirrels, and everyone was happy. Well, almost everyone. The prince of this kingdom, Prince Arthur, was very sad indeed. More than anything, Arthur wanted to be in love. However, no one in the kingdom had fallen in love with him, nor did he feel true love for anyone he had met.One day, Arthur grew tired of waiting, so he climbed aboard his magic unicorn and rode off into the woods in search of his One True Love. Arthur rode all day until the sun had disappeared beyond the horizon. Soon, the forest was dark - too dark to see anything at all. Although Arthur was still a long distance away from the next kingdom, he wisely decided to stop for the night.
J4ck and the B-nstalkOnce upon a time, there was a poor family of ninjas. There was a little old lady ninja and her ninja sons. Let’s say there were seven of them, because there are usually seven. And of those seven ninjas, one of them, probably the youngest, was named Jack. Jack the ninja. Deal with it. One day, Jack’s mother sent him into town on the secret ninja mission of selling their only cow. Her reasoning was that they needed money to buy food, and rather than relying on the dairy products that would come to them for free, it was probably better to sell the cow and get a bit of cash for it. Maybe she was thinking of the Cash for Cows program, or maybe this was before inflation got out of hand, but for whatever reason, this was the plan.So Jack stealthily crept into their yard, and before the cow knew what was happening, it was wrapped in black cloth like any proper ninja cow should be. Satisfied with his work, Jack put on the cow
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True Canadian Facts-This fact list is not available in your country.-Canada only exists because it’s fun to sit on America.-In Canada, Jay Z is called Jay Zed.-Peter Mansbridge is Canada’s most popular male pornstar name.-Our national animal is the Bieber.-Our national currency consists of coins, paper bills, and small containers of maple syrup.-Canada’s leading export is smugness about how we’re not as bad as the United States.-Toronto has two giant dicks. One of them is the CN Tower. The other is the mayor.*-To declare a thumb war in Canada, one must first get permission from the Queen.-At any given time, Canada contains more Timbits than people.-Stephen Harper is actually a robotics experiment that went horribly, horribly wrong.-The double-double is actually a coffee experiment that went horribly, horribly right.-Quebec is the only province powered entirely by spite.-Alberta’s leading export is oil. The Territories’ leading export is d
Nerdy Haiku CollectionThis plugin won’t workThis page is loading slowlyAnd now Flash has crashedDon’t you lie to meThe video is online?Not in my country.I don’t have HuluI am not AmericanAnd can’t watch this show.Internet racistMaking an ass of himselfStop spamming my pageCalling me a fake?I’m a geek in my own rightDon’t stereotypeMaybe I’m not cool.I don’t try to be uniqueI am just myself.Even for geek stuff,Trends do not matter to me.I like lots of stuff.I was once a geekBecause it meant inclusion.Now geeks are sick trolls.Be true to yourself.Popularity’s a sham.It doesn’t matter.Can’t we just be friends?Since when does D&D meanDickwolves and Dudebros?Spam in my inboxWhen did I subscribe to this?Everything is cruftI love all my friendsBut not their Facebook pages.Does that make me bad?Most people are notas stupid as haters say.Still, why fake being dumb?Not all of the webIs pictures of kitty cats.Jus
Fortune Cookies (Hetalia One-shot)The next World Meeting was only two days away. China was so busy that he didn’t notice Russia wandering into his office. It wasn’t until China became aware of an eerie presence that he finally looked up from his computer screen.“Ah! It’s Russia, aru!”Russia met China’s gaze with an unblinking stare. He held up the small box he’d brought in with him.“I made these for you,” he said with a grin.Reluctantly, China accepted the gift. The box’s contents were lightweight and rattled slightly as China set the box down on his desk. The plainness of the cardboard box was offset by a shiny red ribbon that was tied in a lopsided bow.“It’s very... um...”“Fortune cookies,” Russia said. “In case you wanted a taste of home.”China showed Russia his most gracious smile.“Thank you, aru,” he said. “Although...”China trailed off, wondering if it was a good idea to continue.
I. peel apart my insides reveal the insidespetal by petal I fall apart in your hands
goldthe surface ripples.you are the sun and alone,the radiance of a halo not Luna,whose visage is paleas bone, whose flesh is cartilage.peel the wallpaper away,as grayscale as my touch silverfades to sparks of ash.a mist dissolvesto day. and you linger so transientin translucence.layer to layer, the clouds set as sheetson an expanse of skin. tremble:sea and skyconverge only to exhaleas they expand,once. atmospheric pressure buildssettlements,where stars fall to water.
AndromedaAmongst the darkened skiesBrightened by only starlightChildren playDelightfully acrossEvery land,Field & Sea.Gravity is only an afterthoughtHilltops become ladders into the sky whileInferior planets stare down upon the EarthJealous of such simplicity yet contemplating grandeur.Keppler only thought of scienceLinear, elliptical, movement…Mythology had no such thoughtsNeptune & Nebulas both inhabit spaceOrbiting across the lonely darknessProbably never worried about mundane thingsQuestioning their existenceRight now or for all eternity such as us.Shooting stars make us joyful whileTerminator is an otherworldly spectacleUnknown to all those hidden in their housesVarious stars await us outsideWaiting to play like we did beforeXenagogue & invitingYouthful but ancient curiosities.Zenith induced euphoria continues until daylight…
GarryxReader .:Together Forever:.For as long as you could remember, you have always worked at a very pleasant, and nice art gallery. Yet,at the same time, it seemed a bit....off. You would work late, and the pictures seemed to...move. Writing on the walls. Some pictures being blank. You blamed it on your sleepiness, and seeing things,but every time you mentioned it to your friend Garry, he seemed to dwell on it a second,then change the subject.You were a bit annoyed with this,yes, because you knew he was in the gallery, in 'another world' with a girl named Ib. You couldn't help but think she was a bit more special than you, since you have had a crush on Garry since you first met him. You manage to stutter around him when he was to close, or when he hugged you."Are you ok ______?" He would ask, curiously staring at your reddened face.You manage to squeak out an "I-I'm fine!" and walk off quickly after that.But today,today you were going to tell him you liked him.You had to,since your friends were pressuring you in
canadian autumn magic Welcome home, the Earth says as the equinox draws closer the autumn is bountiful; like sliding into a hot spring after the hectic summer. There is always magic in the air when September brings its colors forth, waving its flag proudly, cheers erupting joyously. We change over to hold the trees closer together, waters cold and sparkling like mercury bursts of fragrance lingering every day; &
Pokemon NaturelockePokemon Naturelocke====================Rules:1. Can only catch first Pokemon in area.2. Must box fainted Pokemon in a PC labeled Grave, Tomb, Paradise, Heaven, etc...3. Pokemon get certain abilities corresponding to nature:Adamant: Firm. Sturdy.-Takes two deaths to fully die.Bashful: Easily embarrassed. Shy.-May not be set to lead party.Bold: Fearless. Daring.-Can survive one death from Pokemon of higher level.Brave: Risk taker. Heroic.-Can sacrifice itself to revive a Pokemon.Calm : Undisturbed. Peaceful.-Psychic Pokemon cannot kill this Pokemon. Careful: Cautious. Protective.-Can revive one Pokemon of its own type(s).Docile: Easy to manage. Ready to learn.-Gentle: Sensitive. Polite.-Can not battle against Fighting types.Hardy: Healthy. Tough.-Pokemon cannot be killed by K.Os.Hasty: Done too quick. Short tempered.-Can not hold items or berries.Impish: Immature. Mischievous.-Not allowed to evolve.Jolly: Cheerful. Pleasing.-After capture, allows you to catch the n
CricketsSounds that sparkleBreaking gently over the etherEchoes of a summer eveningThe heartbeat of time