Colbert NationTo the TV I'm gluedI cheer and laugh watching J StewI'm kind of sad when it reaches the end"Here it is, your moment of zen"But I know not to feel blueBecause I know I'm just halfway throughThrough the commercials I'll be patientA patriot of the Colbert NationTonight!Fear and paranoia aboundTonight!The Alpha Dog finds somebody to houndTonight!The best damn pundit you've ever heardBreaks it down on The WordScience fiction could use some enhancin'From a superhero like Tek JansenLet's name a spider after someone like thatStephen Colbert gets a Tip of my HatTonight!Everybody is totally screwedTonight!New
Please Put On Pants...Please put on pants when you answer the doorThe paper boy's writing complaintsAnd don't tell me it's fine cuz your bathrobe was closedYou know very well that it ain'tNo one wants to see that in the morningEither put on some pants or at least give a warningLet us all get awayAt least give us a chanceWhen you open the door without pantsPlease put on pants and a shirt at the leastBefore you swing open that doorThe lady delivering coupons and suchDoesn't come 'round here no moreNo one wants to see that in the morningEither put on some pants or at least give a warningLet us all get awayAt least give us a chanceWhe
i like the blue one with the gumdrop... but if it's taken, i'll have the green one 8D haha
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