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True Vampires pt 3 of 3Meanwhile, in a temperate forest that looked like it got a lot of rain, Edward was giving Bella the piggy back ride of her life. It was the piggy back ride of her life because she thought it might actually end her life. They tore through the icy air, bits of twigs whipping at their heartbreakingly attractive teenage bodies. Bella felt like throwing up, and dying, and screaming, and perhaps also chuckling. "Edward!" She chuckled. "I think I am going to die.""That's okay!" He chucked sexily. "I will protect you."On and on they flew through the trees until the manly forest sprite stopped in a large oak. Bella caught her breath, although she was still sniffling from hysterical panic."Oh, my god," she whimpered. "I thought I was going to die."Edward sexily sniffed her, like a wild animal sniffs its prey. Actually, that was pretty accurate. Immediately, Be
True Vampires pt 2 of 3Later that night, in another part of the city, a young girl walked alone through the dark alley. Suddenly a shadowy figured jumped out of nowhere. It landed in front of her, trapping her in a corner. Her heart skipped in fear."No, please!" She cried. "Don't hurt me.""I'm not going to hurt you," the tall and slender figure chuckled. He stepped out from the shadows, revealing a chiseled face and a sculpted body, or possibly a sculpted face and a chiseled body. No one could really be sure. He smelled like heaven and the terrified girl suspected that he tasted even better. But most remarkable of all was his skin, which scintillated - yes, scintillated, grade six word - under the moonlight.The girl stepped away in terror, and found herself with her back to the wall."Please let me go," she begged."Oh, I will," the sparkling stranger chuckled. He raised his eyebrows. Then he leaned in close to her and sniffed along her neck."I love you," he chuckled."I love you too," sighed
Umbrella RantI was listening to some music today and an old familiar song came up on the randomized playlist. It was a song I haven't listened to in a while, for no reason other than it hasn't been on my mind. It was a song I liked very much just a little while ago. It was Rhianna's hit song, "Umbrella."When the song first came out, it was overhyped and overplayed, so I automatically didn't like it. That's just how my brain assumes things; If Everyone is doing it, then it must be wrong. My prejudice, I know. Anyway, after the initial "Umbrella" frenzy died down, I gave the song a new listening-to. First of all, it's got a great tune. It just ... sounds nice. Not to mention Rhianna has a great voice. But I am the sort of person who generally pays more attention to the lyrics than to the music. So, let's talk about the lyrics.It is actually a really sweet song, lyrics-wise.