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Ten Tentacles for Ten Toes
It was the early evening at the Lemon Beach house. as they were coming an end of a busy day. Chizuru was happily humming to herself as she prepared the various dishes. Eiko was sorting through today's take and Ika Musume was busy waiting tables with a furious pace.
All Ten tentacles moving in tandem setting dishes and taking away dirty ones.
Eiko couldn't help but be impressed.
"I've got to hand it to you Ika. You've really stepped up and taken care of everything this past week with Nagisa being sick. I didn't think you could work this hard."
Ika who was slowing down now that customers were clearing out for the night was finishing wiping down tables put her fist up in a victorious pose. " Ofcourse I can de geso!. I can do anything! And am going to have this place swimming in no time and i'll get a huge raise so i can buy that game Takeru told me about! "Shadows of the colossal squid" de geso!"
Eiko had to sweatdrop at her misguided enthusiasm. "Actually Ika. I think you mean Shadows of
Five Minutes at Freddy's (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Ok (Y/n) we have one job. Survive the night. If we dont we get butt fucked by a bunch of creepy animatronics according to the guy on the phone" Vanoss declared standing in front of you as Gordon from Half Life.
"So get murdered by a rouge Delirious or get butt fucked by creepy animatronics?" You summed up.
"Basically yes" Vanoss replied looking at your character costume which was Sally from the Nightmare Before Christmas (Cause Sally is the shit deal with it).
"Oh we're going to die tonight" You shook her head. Slowly you and Vanoss left the camera room wielding a crowbar and wooden spoon.
"Muahahahaha" Delirious's laughed creepily which echoed around the map.
"Fuck this is scary already" Vanoss said looking at all the creepy animatronics.
"Where am I Vanoss? (Y/n)?" Delirious said
"You're going to be dead soon Delirious" Vanoss replied confidently.
"Ok. Evan check the halls near the janitors closet I'll check the bathroom" You stated holding up the wooden spoon encase Delirious
Hey Delirious (H20 DeliriousXReader)
"Ok guys we are going to start the ultimate chain explosion!" Delirious said pacing back and forth in front of you, Vanoss, Mini, Wildcat and Lui.
"It's going to be so awesome none of us will survive it! Basically is going to blow up that shitty car aaaaaaall the way down there! Then all the cars will blow up muahahaha!" He finished with a laugh stopping facing outwards towards the massive line of cars. Delirious was wearing his regular hockey mask and blue hoody with jeans. Vanoss his red jacket and shades, Lui was wearing only boxers and a monkey mask, Wildcat his pig mask and suit, Mini was in a pimp suit while you were dressed in a striped black and white suit that looked like Beetlejuices.
"YOU READY BASICALLY?!" Delirious yelled louder than necessary.
"YEAH!" Basically yelled back equally as loud standing by the car wearing a pair of boxers with hearts on them and a tank top.
"Light the sonofabitch up!" Delirious laughed menacingly. Basically stood back and pulled out
Another Mermaid BalloonPrincess Shirahoshi is a gigantic mermaid. She's about 55 feet in height, which makes her 7-8 times bigger than your average mermaid! Would you believe she's only the youngest in her family? Can you imagine how big her parents and older siblings must be?! Despite her enormous size, she gets easily frightened and cries whenever something upsets her. However, she does have a companion to protect her from danger. A companion that comes in the form of a giant shark named Megalo! Whenever there's trouble, she hides inside Megalo's mouth until the danger has passed. However, what happens when her companion isn't around?
One day, Shirahoshi was in one of her crying fits in her room. The reason being that Megalo swam away and hasn't returned in days.
Shirahoshi: *crying* "Oh, Megalo! You must be alone, confused, and scared out of your mind! Who's mouth will I hide in the next time there's danger?"
Just then, an unknown figure tossed a large package through her win
Once Upon a Time on Facebook (+Reader)
CONTAINS MILD SEASON 1 SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
(Y/n) Swan is now friends with Henry Mills, Archie Hopper and 5 others.
Emma Swan - (Y/n) Swan
'Just a warning do NOT add Regina as a friend trust me she'll spam you with Farmville requests'
Henry Mill's likes this
(Y/n) Swan: The horror
Archie Hopper: Oh she's not lying she will spam and spam and spam
(Y/n) Swan: Ok thanks for the advice Archie
Archie Hopper: And spam
Emma Swan: We get it Archie
Archie Hopper: And spam
(Y/n) Swan: Stfu Archie
Regina Mills - (Y/n) Swan
'Why wont you accept my friend request?!'
Sidney Glass likes this
(Y/n) Swan: Cause I dont like you
Archie Hopper: Spam
(Y/n) Swan: Go away Archie!!!
Emma Swan and Henry Mills likes this
Lacey has updated her relationship status to 'In a relationship' with Mr Gold
Emma Swan, Mary Margaret Blanchard and 12 others like this
(Y/n) Swan: GET SOME!
Dr Whale: Thats my line!
(Y/n) Swan: To bad
Dr Whale: t(-__-t)
Archie Hopper: Spam
(Y/n) Swan: FUCK OFF ARCHIE!
Once Upon a Time on FB 2 (Dr WhaleXReader)(Y/n) Swan has updated her status
'WHO THE HELL LOCKED ME IN A CLOSET WITH THE WORLDS BIGGEST PERVERT?!'
Emma Swan likes this
Henry Mills: Hehe
Regina Mills: Thats my boy
Dr Whale: Damn you Henry! I have claustrophobia!
(Y/n) Swan: Your afraid of Santa Claus?
Henry Mills: HO HO HO
(Y/n) Swan: STOP IT HENRY YOUR SCARING HIM!
Dr Whale: I AM NOT AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS!!!
Archie Hopper: If you have a fear of Santa Claus you should make an appointment with me ASAP
Dr Whale: -_______-
Emma Swan: Does that look like a whale to anyone else?
(Y/n) Swan: Omg it does. And his last name is Whale
Henry Mills: I still dont believe thats a real last name
Dr Whale: Is this hate on Dr Whale day?
(Y/n) Swan: Pfft whale
(Y/n) Swan: Aww he's scowling he reminds me of Grumpy cat right now
Dr Whale: (Y/n) did you just kick me?
(Y/n) Swan: No..........
Dr Whale: AHH RAT RAT RAT RAT
(Y/n) Swan: AHH IM GOING TO DIE WITH A PERVERT WHOS AFRAID OF SANTA!
DetentionMrs. Samantha Lloyd was a teacher who worked in the fifth grade at an elementary school. Her class was the worst out of all of the other classes in the school. What made it bad, was that there were five children who constantly disrupted the classroom. Their names were Billy, Lily, Alan, Emily, and Jack. Whenever Lloyd would try to teach her class, they would either stand on the tops of their desks, or they would beat up the other students. In one infamous incident, they had even glued the hamster to the wall, and the janitor had to cut its fur off in order to free the defenseless animal from the wall. As you can probably tell, Samantha greatly hated these troublemakers and always tried to alert their parents about their behavior. She tried to keep them after school, but they would never learned anything from their punishment, and it even seems like they actively wanted to be punished instead of trying to improve themselves. The final straw for Samantha, however, was when she was sittin
An Expecting MotherOne day at the park, there was a young woman who was sitting on the park bench. She had a noticeably large belly. I walked over to the woman, and I asked her if she were having a baby. Before she could reply, an odd thing happened. A hand popped out from her mouth, and it was covered in stomach acid. Before I could react, the young woman promptly swallowed the hand back down into her stomach. She then looked at me and said, "No, I'm not having a baby, I'm having twins!" Before I could run away, the woman grabbed me by my shoulders, and she pulled me into the direction of her mouth. Before I could say anything, I was submerged head-first in the woman's mouth. I was soon promptly swallowed. The woman then let out a long belch, and gently patted her swollen belly.
laura's Unlucky Halloween
Halloween!! That magical time of year when magic and superstition are in the air!
The winds blow cold and the nights grow long. The moon cast is baleful eye down upon the land sending a shiver up the spines. When the dry leaves dance in the shadows.
A perfect time for all young ghouls and goblins to be out Trick or Treating!
Except for this year because its (*&%#$!!) RAINING!!
Thus pretty much putting a damper on the outside festivities.
And also finding all the party going adults in needs of finding something to do with their little trick or treaters!!
Which is why we find out favorite little troublemakers in the situation that they are in now!
Charlie, The Wolf man.
Tony, The Zombie
Noah, The Pirate
Angie, The Devilette.
And an extra special little tag along, Angie’s little cousin Willy.
Willy is only 5,and it was to be his first
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