True Vampires pt 3 of 3Meanwhile, in a temperate forest that looked like it got a lot of rain, Edward was giving Bella the piggy back ride of her life. It was the piggy back ride of her life because she thought it might actually end her life. They tore through the icy air, bits of twigs whipping at their heartbreakingly attractive teenage bodies. Bella felt like throwing up, and dying, and screaming, and perhaps also chuckling.
"Edward!" She chuckled. "I think I am going to die."
"That's okay!" He chucked sexily. "I will protect you."
On and on they flew through the trees until the manly forest sprite stopped in a large oak. Bella caught her breath, although she was still sniffling from hysterical panic.
"Oh, my god," she whimpered. "I thought I was going to die."
Edward sexily sniffed her, like a wild animal sniffs its prey. Actually, that was pretty accurate.
True Vampires pt 2 of 3Later that night, in another part of the city, a young girl walked alone through the dark alley. Suddenly a shadowy figured jumped out of nowhere. It landed in front of her, trapping her in a corner. Her heart skipped in fear.
"No, please!" She cried. "Don't hurt me."
"I'm not going to hurt you," the tall and slender figure chuckled. He stepped out from the shadows, revealing a chiseled face and a sculpted body, or possibly a sculpted face and a chiseled body. No one could really be sure. He smelled like heaven and the terrified girl suspected that he tasted even better. But most remarkable of all was his skin, which scintillated - yes, scintillated, grade six word - under the moonlight.
The girl stepped away in terror, and found herself with her back to the wall.
"Please let me go," she begged.
"Oh, I will," the sparkling stranger chuckled. He raised his eyebrows. Then he leaned in close to her and sniffed along her neck.
"I love you," he chuckled.
"I love you too," sighed
Umbrella RantI was listening to some music today and an old familiar song came up on the randomized playlist. It was a song I haven't listened to in a while, for no reason other than it hasn't been on my mind. It was a song I liked very much just a little while ago. It was Rhianna's hit song, "Umbrella."
When the song first came out, it was overhyped and overplayed, so I automatically didn't like it. That's just how my brain assumes things; If Everyone is doing it, then it must be wrong. My prejudice, I know. Anyway, after the initial "Umbrella" frenzy died down, I gave the song a new listening-to. First of all, it's got a great tune. It just ... sounds nice. Not to mention Rhianna has a great voice. But I am the sort of person who generally pays more attention to the lyrics than to the music. So, let's talk about the lyrics.
It is actually a really sweet song, lyrics-wise.
WNTW Power RangersWe open on a flashing montage of humourously parodied street signs. Our heroes saunter down the way, running into citizen after unfashionable citizen, and greeting them the only way they knew how. Through the magic of sarcasm and incredible taste in clothing, they improved the laymen's lives, inexplicably transforming them from normal, everyday people to normal, everyday fashionistas. The music ended, and the heroes took their place - centre stage, naturally.
One was tall and dark haired. Her impeckably done makeup accentuated her inarguable natural beauty, while her outfit - which was just to die for, by the way - displayed her perfect slender figure in the most artistic of ways. The other, taller and dreamier, was no less of a winning example of fashion at its best. His clothing maintained the delicate balance between beauty and masculinity. He looked sleek and modern, with all the appeal of a hot-off-the-as
True Vampires pt 1 of 3The bar was dark and nearly deserted. It had unusually large windows for a bar, and they were framed by thick black out curtains. Tonight, the curtains were open, and through the dingy, grimy panes, one could see a crooked branch from a tree outside. Beyond that, there was nothing save for the clouds swirling around a full moon. If the window were moved over by a few feet, to look through it would also display the bar's blinking neon sign. The sign was not supposed to blink. It just did that. And just as well, because it was great for getting the attention of passerby. After all, who could resist a tantalizing name like "Night Life."
Of course, this poses the question of why the bar was almost empty. Let's just say, it is very rare for this particular bar to get any repeat visitors. The dusty interior quickly turned most folks away. This was not the sort of place whe
Attack of the Ninja BunniesThe world was now at the mercy of the notorious ninja bunnies. What had started innocently enough as a series of experiments in genetic mutation and Japanese pop culture was fast becoming a danger that threatened to take down modern society. I, for one, am thrilled.
I mean, really, does anybody actually like modern society? It's just one big rat race with a side of popularity contest and a generous dash of pollution for good measure. I say, welcome, ninja bunny apocalypse. Still... Still, it is always wise to have a back up plan.
That is why we at Kaiju Tech Labs designed the ultimate battle machine in ninja bunny warfare. Let's see those cotton-tailed, carrot munching, shuriken throwing little buggers hop within a mile of this city. They've got no chance so long as we have Super Ultra Hyper Mega Tech Giant Flying Octopus (TM) on our side. Boo yeah!
But, alas and alack, Super Ultra Hyper
Horoscopes for KaijuAries
Today brings you good fortune in the form of a large squirming offering. Your chemistry with the frenzied sacrifice may fall flat, but rest assured, she will be a tasty snack. Your lucky symbol for the day is the flaming octogon.
You will soon meet a mysterious stranger bearing gifts and a harpoon. Accept the gifts. Leave the harpoon.
Today brings you conflict, although nothing for you to ruffle your massive feathers over. A tentacled competitor may attempt to infringe on your turf. Be prepared to defend it.
Spitting sulphuric acid may be fun, but its effects can cause long-term damage to your health. Remember, Cancer Kaiju, everything in moderation. Your lucky symbol for the day is a banner of random japanese katakana.
The humans in your near future have been preparing for your arrival by treating their skin with chemicals that could be toxic to you.
L x ReaderHumming happily, you pushed the cart chalk full of various sweets down the hall of the investigation headquarters. Usually this was Watari's job, but he looked so tired that you requested to do it. Luckily, he recognized you right away.
Opening a set of doors you see two serious looking men crowding around a computer screen with L sitting in his usual pose in the middle of all of it.
"Mr. Stalker, can you just let me go?" a high pitched voice whined from the computer. You raise an eyebrow at the computer screen, showing a blond girl fully restrained to a chair.
"'Mr. Stalker'? That's one of the kinder names you've been called," you comment, breaking the silence. The men looked stunned to see you while L glances back and nods. You push the cart up to him and hand him a slice of cake, then take one for yourself and the seat next to him.
"Soooooo, what are we watching?" you ask, eating some of the cake.
"Miss Misa Amane," L answers without looking at you.
"We suspect her-" holding up your
He said Big Brother ::NorwayxReaderxIceland::“I WILL KILL YOU!”
You hear someone shout from the living room.
Norway runs into the kitchen to where you were preparing sugar cookies to hand out.
He hides behind you just before Iceland comes into the kitchen with a highly flustered face gritting his teeth.
Now you were confused.
Why was Norway hiding from Iceland?
“Err…what’s…going on?” You question both countries.
Iceland looks at you then turns away, his face turning even redder.
“He called me big brother~” Norway still crouched behind you cooed mockingly
“He called you big brother? How’d you do that?”
Iceland whips his head toward both of you having a look of rage pasted onto his cool exterior.
“HE TRICKED ME! HE USED DIRTY METHODS! HE’S A PERVERT!”
Norway chuckled from behind you.
“…what exactly did he do…?”
He just turned his head mumbling something to himself in his own language.
“Well I’m not telli
Prussia x Reader x England- Perverted Conversation"Arthur,Gilbo! i'm home from school." You yelled loudly, setting down your backpack on the living room floor, and throwing yourself on the couch. You sighed and shoved your head into a pillow comfortably. "Welcome home, love. How was school?" Arthur came downstairs, his arms out widely, hoping to get a hug from you. "Meh-ish." You groaned and leaned in slightly as you lay down, you hugged him and let him sit down, removing your feet that were in the way.
"Where's Gilbo?" You raised an eyebrow and began to yawn and shiver. "I believe he's in his room." Arthur shrugged and looked over at you. "Are you cold?"
Arthur stood up, he went upstairs to retrieve a blanket for you, as you began to unwind and remember when you first moved in with the boys. They were really close friends and all, it was fun living with both the boys that were complete opposites. "Here you go, love. I hope that's warm enough for you, since it's mine." Arthur had a slight smirk on the edge of his lips. "
Mine? (Creepy PastaXReader)“Damit!” You exclaimed tossing your controller on the ground in front of you while BEN laughed beside you.
“I win now pay up” BEN grinned in triumph.
“Cheating bastard” You muttered turning to face him.
“I play fair” BEN said before he smashed his lips to yours. You mentally sighed before kissing him back making him smirk against your lips.
“How about another game?” BEN challenged once he pulled away.
“How about 50 bucks says I can make Slendy uncomfortable” You bet.
“Deal” BEN nodded giving you another kiss which you resisted before you both stood up and
went into the kitchen to see everyone eating lunch. You smirked when you saw Slenderman sitting beside Jeff. BEN watched you curiously as you went over to sit beside Slenderman.
“Hey Slendy is that a new suit?” You ask making everyone look to you.
“No why?” Slenderman replied.
“No reason. It looks really good on you”
Code Red Avenger x Pmsing ReaderAka How the Avengers deal with a pmsing you
“Hello sweetheart.” Tony greeted you as you sat glaring at your coffee for not being hot enough. You sneered at the cheerful man before you while you grabbed a knife smeared with jelly and began to spread it on your toast. You went to dip the knife back into the bottle only to discover it had been moved. You pulled it back to you and quickly resumed preparing your breakfast as Tony hummed beside you. Anger started to build inside you as his humming increased in volume and eventually gave way to singing.
Thankfully Tony shut up before you grew homicidal. With a sigh of relief you put your focus on making jelly toast instead of not killing your friend, only to find the jelly missing again. With a small growl you stole it from Tony again.
“I was using that.” He complained while he reached for it again. You put a stop to that though by twisting around and pointing the knife at him
Masky x Reader- Sleepover
Male/Fem Reader- you choose
Why couldn't he just leave you alone!? He was everywhere you were, either hiding in the shadows or making himself obvious to you that he was walking right behind you on your way home and to school. He rarely talked, he just followed you like a lost puppy. You had no idea who he was, only that he went by the name 'Masky' which in your opinion, fit him well seeing how he wore one. It was milky white, sometimes a few smears of dried dirt on it would be there when you see him, but most of the time he kept it clean and in good shape. It had black, feminine lips and black circles as eyes, strange arched eyebrows just above them as the only features on the mask Masky wore. He also was always seen in a tan jacket and a pair of jeans. At first you thought he might be homeless, but from the looks of him, he seemed in quite decent shape. Hair was always brushed, clothes weren'
Child!Proxies x Reader- My Little ProxiesThe sound of the small knocks causes you to look up from your laptop, and look towards your front door. You stood up, keeping an eye on the door. You weren't expecting anybody, you were in a (fav. color) tank top and grey sweatpants, enjoying a box of (fav. Pocky flavor) pocky,
messing around on your laptop. Your parents were out for the day, running errands and stuff. You approached the door, more irritated by the fact someone disturbed your peace, then curious as to who it was. Opening the door, looked out, giving a bored expression to the visitor was. You groaned, seeing no one there.
"Fucking pranksters..." You grumbled, assuming some of the jerks at school decided to screw with you on this fine Saturday afternoon. You jumped at the sound of something shattering to the tile floor in your kitchen. You quickly closed the door, stomping towards the kitchen.
"Candi I will put you in your cage if yo-" Stopping mid way in your rant, coming into the kitchen, and not seeing your black-furr
Prussia x Teen!Reader x Germany - Bad Mouthed"AY _________! THINK FAST!" You threw your favorite (f/c) bouncy ball at your best friend, ______.
"OW! YOU HIT ME IN THE FACE!" She screeched as she fell to the floor rubbing her face. You ran to her, and bent down to her level, "Are you okay? Sorry about that.. I just got really bored.." You sighed, grabbing her hand and helping her up. "Hey, at least you apologized." She shrugged it off and grinned.
"Wanna play catch?" You smirked at her, as you slowly began walking backwards. "Sure~" You high fived her, before turning around and running into something or someone.
"Ow! Watch where you're going you hard-chested faggot!" You pushed the person away, rubbing your nose in pain. "Kesesese~ I see you're bad mouthed.. Aren't you a little young to start cursing?" Some albino guy cackled at you, leaning down to your level. "Shut up stank ass, i'm trying to play catch with my friend here.." You mutter and push him away and go back to your place to begin the game. He ignored your complaint and
Gender Bent: Avengers X Reader (One Shot)You'd joined the Avengers, which you'd been so excited about you had to run into the nearest empty room and squeel while throwing your hands up in the air in victory.
Now it was three years later and you stayed at Stark Tower with the rest of the gang. Tony hadn't exactly wanted to house everyone there, but when he complained about it pepper would smack him upside the head and make him say he was sorry. She was literally the only person in the world who you knew could make Tony Stark apologize.
One day you were curled up on the couch, covered with a blanket and had the remote in hand. It was raining outside and there really wasn't much else to do but sit and watch Disney movies. You'd started your period earlier that morning and hadn't felt like doing anything anyway. Another reason to hate cramps.
Tony came walking in from the kitchen with a glass of Scotch in his hand and sat down next to you.
"Hey, (Nick name). What movie is this?" He asked.
"The Lion King." You answered quietly.