deviant art

Deviant Login
Buy Art Buy adCast Buy Premium Membership
Shop		  Join deviantART for FREE Take the Tour
[x]
Browse More Like This
Shop Similar Prints
This Print Not AvailableDownload Image
JPG, 657×1332 more ▶

More from ~CaptainQuirk

ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 20aPart Twenty and a Half: A Bonus Chapter, As Exclusively Translated into Parseltongue

SSsssssssSSSsss.  Greetings, serpentine and evil readers.  This chapter was written especially for you.

SSsssssssss sSSSssss Ssssss Ssssssss Sssss ssss sss ssss ssss sssssss sssssss sssssss!

"SSsssss" ssss sss ssssss.

"Sss," ssss Ssssss.

"Sss ssss sssss sssss ssssss?"

"Ssss?"

"Ssss ssss ss sssss."

"Sssss lorem ipsum ssssss," ssss sss sssss.

Ssssss ssssss sss ssss ss  sss s sssss ssss ssssss.

Ss sss ssss sssss ssss ssssssss Limp Bizkit sss sssss sssss ssss ssssssss sss Sssss ssss ss sss sss ssssss.  Sssss ssss ssss ssss ssss ssssss ss s sssss sssss.
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 20Part Twenty: Professor Errol Brings Terrible News... of Doom!

"Lord Voldemort has returned!" Announced Professor Errol.  Everyone facepalmed.

"We knew that already!" Shouted Fireweaver.

"Haven't you been reading the story?"  Said Mo0man.

Professor Errol did a double take.

"Uh, no?  I've been dead most of the time?"

"Oh..." said Mo0man.  "Well, anyway, we know.  Also, A-Chels got sick."

"I got better!"

"And Xander died."

Crickets chirped as Xander said nothing, because he was dead.  But then, there was a gust of wind that rushed through the dungeon.  The Order of the Phoenix Down came cruising in on their broomsticks.  The revived Xan
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 19Part Nineteen: Professor Serpent Rose, the Potions Master

Suddenly, there was a lapse of reality.

And then Drew and A-Chels were groping each other, and A-Chels took off her fingerless gloves and Drew put them on and he was like "Look at me.  I am wearing fingerless gloves."  When the joke was over, he went to take them off, but A-Chels was all like, "No, no, leave them on."  And so the started kissing and stuff and then A-Chels was like, "Let's go to my dorm - oh, no it detects men, we need to go to your dorm and hang a stripy scarf on the doorknob so everyone will know that we're HAVING SEX!"  And Drew was like, "Yeah, okay,"  And they HA
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 18Part Eighteen: Drew Breaks The Internet

Drew broke the Internet.
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 17Part Seventeen: Into The Forbidden Forest

Behind the dense cover of trees, creatures lurked and monsters prowled.  Something was baking cookies inside a hollow tree, which is rather unsanitary.  The House Champions [Drew for Gryffindor, Xander for Ravenclaw, Iggity for Hufflepuff, and Halexus for Slytherin - I know you didn't forget; I just need more words] wandered through a particularly dark cluster of trees.  It looked like a good place to look for evil.  Iggity stepped on a twig, and the resounding crack made everyone startle.  Even Iggity.  She had been expecting the noise since she had already FOUND the branch, but it was louder than s
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 16Part Sixteen: Terrible News!  Lord Voldemort Has Returned!

The House Champions stood before Headmaster DJ.  He paced back and forth in front them, fidgeting with a skull that no one really wanted to ask about.  Finally, he turned towards the kids and said, "Kids?  I have terrible news!  Lord Voldemort has returned."

"Yeah, we knew," said Xander.

"It's in all the newspapers and in the Twitter owls and things," said Halexus.

"FIND!" Said Iggity, and I'm sure she felt justified in doing so.

Headmaster DJ wiped the imaginary sweat of his non-imaginary forehead.  He slumped back against his desk and said, "Whew!  Well that is a relief.  Now I

Featured in Groups:

Not currently featured in any groups.

Details

July 6, 2009
162 KB
657×1332
Link
Thumb

Statistics

Comments: 2
Favourites: 1 [who?]


Views: 639 (1 today)
Downloads: 33 (0 today)
[x]
:iconcaptainquirk:
Ivy Spiritaeon

This lady makes you think of an industrious ant. She has droopy white eyes. Her thick, curly, orange hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a peacock's tail. She is very short and has a thin build. Her skin is cream-colored. She has full lips. Her wardrobe is artistic.

This one turned out better than I thought it would. :)
:icondarkmage83:
~DarkMage83 Jul 7, 2009
She also makes me very hungry. *thinks of the candy corn in Halloween* Which is delicious, by the way.

I like her style and I like how you drew her. Loving those colors and her poise.
Reply
:iconcaptainquirk:
~CaptainQuirk Jul 7, 2009
:) Thanks!
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
Preview   Add Comment
©2013 deviantART. All rights reserved
About Us | Contact Us | Developers | Careers | Site Tour | Help & FAQ Advertise | Premium Membership Etiquette | Privacy Policy | Terms of Service | Copyright Policy