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Wake up in the morning feeling like lolita
Grab my headband and I'm looking like one sweet senorita
Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a cup of tea
Cuz when I leave for the day, I'm coming back by three.

I'm talking
Covered in lace and bows, bows
Collar looks like a rose, rose
Trying out another sweet pose, pose

Pour another cup of tea, tea

Pretty to the highest degree, gree

Trying to look a little bit cla-ss-yyyy...

This suit's
Looking cute
Got a parasol to boot

I'm gon' play
Til they take my dolls away

I love
These white gloves
But when push comes to shove -

[random howling]
[more random howling]

Alright, that's okay, so I'm not a lolita,
Just another trashy popstar sucking down margaritas
And though my songs are really crappy, they're what everyone wants
So this is all you're going to hear at your after hours haunts.

I'm talking 'bout
Singing 'bout getting plastered
Using up people faster
So many tricks I've mastered

Na-na, I'm going til I'm out of ideas
Going til I'm out of ideas
Remix it!  I'm out of ideas!

Big time
Trying to rhyme
Spell my name with dollar sign

I'm a ho
That's why I'm star of the show.

Ding dong
All day long
I'm on every other song.

[random howling]
[more random howling]
This is a parody to the tune of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha.

I got this idea when I saw Katy Perry's video where she's in Candyland and turned a classic children's game into Pornoland. Unfortunately, I forgot that Katy Perry and Ke$ha are not the same person. Hey, it's an easy mistake to make.

Anyway, I'm really getting sick of this sexualization of kids' stuff or how women have to act like skanky BABIES now - so I wrote this song.

I know, lolita style is just as fake and shallow as the popular slutty styles in the mainstream. However, I'd rather see fake nice and fake polite and fake modest than, well, fake boobs. So many boobs... :no: many with recording contracts. :no:

Edit: Please note, I'm not hating on everyone who's involved in lolita fashion and culture. I only have a problem with those who sexualize it for the sake of getting attention, or they think that because they're wearing fancy clothes that that gives them license to look down at people. I am by no means trashing the whole lolita culture or the people involved.
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TangerineOwl952 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! This was so funny! I also do hate it where people over sexualize Lolita.
CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
TangerineOwl952 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha :iconletmehugyouplz:
CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
sydpiggy1 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is great! Being a younger lolita-in-training myself, it makes me really uncomfrotable when people sexualize the fashion because of the name. D:

This is definitely something to be added to my favorites! :D
CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
:) Thank you!
Cupcake-dreamer Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
As a lolita who has a dislike not just for acts like KeSha, but, as you say, the sexualization and corruption of things cute and childlike, I absolutely roared with laughter when I read this! I don't think they'd know 'classy' if it came up to them and introduced itself!
CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
Thanks! :) That's exactly what I meant by this, so I'm glad it resonates with you. :)
A-Pretty-Bloodshed Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOL! This is cute!
CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
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