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Wake up in the morning feeling like lolita
Grab my headband and I'm looking like one sweet senorita
Before I leave, brush my teeth, with a cup of tea
Cuz when I leave for the day, I'm coming back by three.

I'm talking
Covered in lace and bows, bows
Collar looks like a rose, rose
Trying out another sweet pose, pose

Pour another cup of tea, tea

Pretty to the highest degree, gree

Trying to look a little bit cla-ss-yyyy...

This suit's
Looking cute
Got a parasol to boot

Today
I'm gon' play
Til they take my dolls away

I love
These white gloves
But when push comes to shove -

[random howling]
[more random howling]

Alright, that's okay, so I'm not a lolita,
Just another trashy popstar sucking down margaritas
And though my songs are really crappy, they're what everyone wants
So this is all you're going to hear at your after hours haunts.

I'm talking 'bout
Singing 'bout getting plastered
Using up people faster
So many tricks I've mastered

Na-na, I'm going til I'm out of ideas
Going til I'm out of ideas
Remix it!  I'm out of ideas!

Big time
Trying to rhyme
Spell my name with dollar sign

Radio
I'm a ho
That's why I'm star of the show.

Ding dong
All day long
I'm on every other song.

[random howling]
[more random howling]
This is a parody to the tune of "Tik Tok" by Ke$ha.

I got this idea when I saw Katy Perry's video where she's in Candyland and turned a classic children's game into Pornoland. Unfortunately, I forgot that Katy Perry and Ke$ha are not the same person. Hey, it's an easy mistake to make.

Anyway, I'm really getting sick of this sexualization of kids' stuff or how women have to act like skanky BABIES now - so I wrote this song.

I know, lolita style is just as fake and shallow as the popular slutty styles in the mainstream. However, I'd rather see fake nice and fake polite and fake modest than, well, fake boobs. So many boobs... :no: many with recording contracts. :no:

Edit: Please note, I'm not hating on everyone who's involved in lolita fashion and culture. I only have a problem with those who sexualize it for the sake of getting attention, or they think that because they're wearing fancy clothes that that gives them license to look down at people. I am by no means trashing the whole lolita culture or the people involved.
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TangerineOwl952 Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! This was so funny! I also do hate it where people over sexualize Lolita.
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2013
:highfive:
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TangerineOwl952 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
haha :iconletmehugyouplz:
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
:)
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sydpiggy1 Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
This is great! Being a younger lolita-in-training myself, it makes me really uncomfrotable when people sexualize the fashion because of the name. D:

This is definitely something to be added to my favorites! :D
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2013
:) Thank you!
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Cupcake-dreamer Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
As a lolita who has a dislike not just for acts like KeSha, but, as you say, the sexualization and corruption of things cute and childlike, I absolutely roared with laughter when I read this! I don't think they'd know 'classy' if it came up to them and introduced itself!
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2013
Thanks! :) That's exactly what I meant by this, so I'm glad it resonates with you. :)
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A-Pretty-Bloodshed Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
LOL! This is cute!
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2013
Thanks.
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A-Pretty-Bloodshed Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No problem! It was cute!
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ChiiKyandi Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Student General Artist
That was so funny XD
But Lolita isn't about sexual things, it is the opposite. Lolitas dress modestly and elegantly, not at all slutty, fake or shallow. Though I have to say many lolitas out there are real bitches... =_=;;
Sorry for ranting but what you said about Lolita isn't actually true and gives off the wrong idea of the fashion XD
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012
This song was a parody. It was based on someone like Kesha trying to act/dress in that style. I wrote it because I was tired of seeing women act all cutesy in an attempt to look sexy (eg, sucking on a lollipop). I was happy to see a style like Lolita emerging that was about classiness rather than sex, but then I quickly saw a lot of corruption (not with everyone, but with some people).

That and, yeah, I have seen people calling themselves Lolitas even if they miss the core of the lifestyle: politeness and kindness. If someone puts on a frilly dress but then treats someone horribly, they are not a Lolita. It's that fake kind of cutesy girl I was writing about. Not real Lolitas. :)
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ChiiKyandi Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012  Student General Artist
Oh XD Sorry for misjudging ^_^'
And thank you very much for the llama :D
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2012
No problem. Seeing as I am making fun, I see how it might be interpreted in an offensive way. No harm intended. Thanks for listening. :)
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TopazRubyQueen Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the edit. :)
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
No problem. I hope that clarifies it. :)
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TopazRubyQueen Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Um, I don't think you really understand the lolita style...
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2012
Note that it's categorized as humour? It's a satire, but thanks for the comment.
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TopazRubyQueen Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yeah, it was funny, of course! But I just felt it might give someone the wrong idea about lolitas.
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2012
Someone who's interested could research it pretty easily, I think.
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cookie-star-42 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2011
I wish that song really had those Lolita Lyrics!!!! It is soo good! Awesome job!
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
:XD:
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Yumiko12345 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2010  Student Writer
Haha, this was cute and funny. xD
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2010
Thanks. :)
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Yumiko12345 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2010  Student Writer
No problem! :love:
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magicalbebop Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2010
Oh. My. Lord.
This must be the best parody EVER.
You're so awesome. Thank you for making a parody of this skanktastic song! I laughed when you said,"However, I'd rather see fake nice and fake polite and fake modest than, well, fake boobs. "
It's true.You're right. And extremely awesome.
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gene-bean Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Hey, I like Katy Perry. :P But yeah, everyone's pretty skanktastic these days.
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Scattle Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
Best...parody....that I've seen so far... >D
I actually laughed out loud at many points.
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
:la: Thanks!
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Rainbow-Acey Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
xD ...aaaahaha. Awesome.
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CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2010
:D
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