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"By far, the fire signs are the most confrontational.  If you piss off an Aries, they'll run you over in their truck.  A Leo won't run you over, but only because they're distracted with looking for a bigger truck.  A Sagittarius will run you over with a vespa because they think it's cool."

~Me, explaining astrology to my friend.
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I really said it, and (within reason) I really think it. ;p

Just making fun!
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:iconcaptainquirk:
lol, oh teh noes. And happy upcoming birthday. :)
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:iconcaptainquirk:
lol, why, which sign are you?

Thanks for the fave.
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:iconday-dreamer07:
:giggle:...:laughing:...:rofl:

That is perfect, true, and hilarious! :D :D :D

I was once quoted in saying:

"I wonder who it was originally looked at the position of the planets at the time that someone was born, and said: 'Hey, that makes you an asshole!'" :giggle:
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:iconcaptainquirk:
Must have been an Aquarius, given that they're ruled by Uranus.

:giggle: Sorry, couldn't resist.
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:iconday-dreamer07:
:rofl:

wow....:giggle:....:laughing:....you're so awesome. :D
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