True Vampires pt 3 of 3Meanwhile, in a temperate forest that looked like it got a lot of rain, Edward was giving Bella the piggy back ride of her life. It was the piggy back ride of her life because she thought it might actually end her life. They tore through the icy air, bits of twigs whipping at their heartbreakingly attractive teenage bodies. Bella felt like throwing up, and dying, and screaming, and perhaps also chuckling.
"Edward!" She chuckled. "I think I am going to die."
"That's okay!" He chucked sexily. "I will protect you."
On and on they flew through the trees until the manly forest sprite stopped in a large oak. Bella caught her breath, although she was still sniffling from hysterical panic.
"Oh, my god," she whimpered. "I thought I was going to die."
Edward sexily sniffed her, like a wild animal sniffs its prey. Actually, that was pretty accurate.