How To Report The News5. When talking about a local issue, walk through the city while pretending you don't live there.4. In introducing an international news story, you must display a picture of said country's flag, just in case people have no idea what country you are talking about and yet somehow recognize the flag.3. Bombs, gunfire, storms, and earthquakes always "rock" the affected area. There is no other verb permitted.2. All religions should be represented by the single most belligerent and insane person who affiliates themself with said religion.1. If you have to choose between a fact and a pun, go for the pun.
The Anime North 2011 SongAnime North 2011 Song[To the tune of "Beverly Hills" by Weezer]Where I come from isn't all that coolMy psychic powers don't ever workMy magic spells are a little weakAnd my friends are just as geeky as meI didn't go to ninja schoolWizards never fought with meWhy should they? I ain't a vampireCan't live on pockyAnime North, that's where I want to be!(Chibi chibi, chibi chibi)Going to Anime NorthAnime North, rolling with Hideki and Chi!(Chibi chibi, chibi chibi)Going to Anime NorthLook at all those cosplayersKimonos tied and shirts silkscreenedDid you see the Hello KittyFrom Organization 13I want to live the fairy taleI cannot wait until it startsTake a picture with those folksDressed up from Kingdom HeartsAnime North, that's where I want to be!(Chibi chibi, chibi chibi)Going to Anime NorthAnime North, rolling with a dhampir named D!(Chibi chibi, chibi chibi)Going to Anime North[music... imagine pokemon dancing here...they are wearing oversize sun