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Wishes For YouI wish you:
A panda with a pocket watch
And a hatful of skunks
A nice bouquet of lollipops
That were handpicked by monks

A radioactive rollercoaster
A breakdancing raccoon
A magic, singing, haunted toaster
But most of all...I wish you'd come home soon.
I Don't Believe In FightingI don’t believe in fighting
Not to say I don’t think it exists
But I do not support fighting
Even if the person’s really pissed.

Won’t advocate behavior
That is violent in any way
Unless, of course, something goes wrong.
Then they won’t see the light of day.

If somebody hurt you
Then I’d get really mad
And give them an ass-whooping
The likes they’ve never had.

I don’t believe in fighting
I’m a militant pacifist
No, I don’t believe in fighting
Though, unfortunately, it exists.

And if somebody hurt you
I’d stop them in their tracks.
I’d step up the defensive
As they&
Zombie SiblingsThe main difference between Allie and Katie was like the difference between a corpse and a very lazy zombie.  Actually, that’s not a metaphor right now so much as it is the actual truth.  The twin sisters lay out on the cold steel metal slabs, side by side, decaying in synchronized speed.  Their other two siblings, the ones who were still alive, looked on.  Their brother dashed around the room, trying not to trip over his lab coat as he orchestrated the flipping of switches and the spinning of dials and other bafflingly impressive mysterious processes.  Their sister, however, was reluctantly going through the arduous task of cranking ope
Swim, Swim, HungryINTRO
The Secret of the Oracle
Offers a suit and snor-a-cle
(What’s a snor-a-cle? / Just go with it.)
For Keen to paddle in the depths

Moby and the Kracken
Are absent, gone, and lackin’
(Lackin’? / Just go with it!)
But there’s one monster you have not seen yet.

SONG
The Shikadi are closing in
It’s time to sink or swim
Got to move on, make no mistake.

I’ve traversed the Miraga,
With its very lovely casa.
Now for a dip in the Three-Tooth Lake.

The Isle of Fire
Was one that I desired
I always found it to be quite fun.

Through the Isle of Tar
I always got quite far
But there is one more thing to
Manatee[to the tune of “Vanity” by Lady Gaga]

Midday in the ocean off the Florida Keys
Everybody splashing cuz we live in the seas
Don’t wanna go to Seaworld
We were born to be free
We’re here to bathe and frolic cuz we do as we please.

Pet me, pet me, baby,
But don’t call me “sea cow.”
I’m pretty tame already
But don’t you try to poach me off the starboard bow.


Manatee
Stirring the ocean floor, sand galore
Manatee
To the beachgoers, we wave ‘hello’ once more
Manatee
The kids of the sea.
We are happy, fat, and cute.
Our skin resembles scuba suits.

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-m
The Soggy Sandwich BluesEarly this morning
I made myself some lunch
Foods between pieces of bread

By the time that the old
lunch break rolled around
It was a sight that filled me with dread

Curse those tomatoes
All leaky and smug
They left me with nothing to do

A buffer of lettuce
proves useless or worse
I hid my poor lunch out of view

Oh...
I've got the soggy sandwich blues
Oh...
What a stupid lunch to choose
When salad or beans
would have been the better means
I've got the soggy sandwich blues

Meat or sliced tofu
It matters not which
Don't leave me alone asking why

Oh, Heaven, I'm praying
Get me through the morning
And please let my sandwi

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~Splend Dec 25, 2011
LOVE IT!
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~CaptainQuirk Dec 29, 2011
:XD: I believe I have a talent with gourds and sharp objects. :XD: Perhaps such a skill belongs on my resume... of doom!
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~Sejuay Nov 23, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I don't get the Twitter joke but still ...????
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~CaptainQuirk Nov 23, 2011
On Twitter, when the site is overloaded, it takes you to a page with this picture.
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~Sejuay Nov 24, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
OIC
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~CaptainQuirk Nov 24, 2011
YAY
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=pound-key Nov 3, 2011  Student General Artist
That looks really good.
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~CaptainQuirk Nov 4, 2011
^_______^
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$Heidi Oct 29, 2011
No deviantART pumpkin? :tears:

~Heidi

P.S. - Well done. ;)
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~CaptainQuirk Oct 29, 2011
I did a Fella squash last year, actually. [link] :laughing:

Thank you. :)
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