ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 20Part Twenty: Professor Errol Brings Terrible News... of Doom!"Lord Voldemort has returned!" Announced Professor Errol. Everyone facepalmed."We knew that already!" Shouted Fireweaver."Haven't you been reading the story?" Said Mo0man.Professor Errol did a double take."Uh, no? I've been dead most of the time?""Oh..." said Mo0man. "Well, anyway, we know. Also, A-Chels got sick.""I got better!""And Xander died."Crickets chirped as Xander said nothing, because he was dead. But then, there was a gust of wind that rushed through the dungeon. The Order of the Phoenix Down came cruising in on their broomsticks. The revived Xan
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 19Part Nineteen: Professor Serpent Rose, the Potions MasterSuddenly, there was a lapse of reality.And then Drew and A-Chels were groping each other, and A-Chels took off her fingerless gloves and Drew put them on and he was like "Look at me. I am wearing fingerless gloves." When the joke was over, he went to take them off, but A-Chels was all like, "No, no, leave them on." And so the started kissing and stuff and then A-Chels was like, "Let's go to my dorm - oh, no it detects men, we need to go to your dorm and hang a stripy scarf on the doorknob so everyone will know that we're HAVING SEX!" And Drew was like, "Yeah, okay," And they HA
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 18Part Eighteen: Drew Breaks The InternetDrew broke the Internet.
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 17Part Seventeen: Into The Forbidden ForestBehind the dense cover of trees, creatures lurked and monsters prowled. Something was baking cookies inside a hollow tree, which is rather unsanitary. The House Champions [Drew for Gryffindor, Xander for Ravenclaw, Iggity for Hufflepuff, and Halexus for Slytherin - I know you didn't forget; I just need more words] wandered through a particularly dark cluster of trees. It looked like a good place to look for evil. Iggity stepped on a twig, and the resounding crack made everyone startle. Even Iggity. She had been expecting the noise since she had already FOUND the branch, but it was louder than s
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 16Part Sixteen: Terrible News! Lord Voldemort Has Returned!The House Champions stood before Headmaster DJ. He paced back and forth in front them, fidgeting with a skull that no one really wanted to ask about. Finally, he turned towards the kids and said, "Kids? I have terrible news! Lord Voldemort has returned.""Yeah, we knew," said Xander."It's in all the newspapers and in the Twitter owls and things," said Halexus."FIND!" Said Iggity, and I'm sure she felt justified in doing so.Headmaster DJ wiped the imaginary sweat of his non-imaginary forehead. He slumped back against his desk and said, "Whew! Well that is a relief. Now I
ToNaNo Hogwarts Part 15Part Fifteen: The AngthulumooseA Gryffindor through and through, Drew knew what he had to do. It was the stuff of country songs. Armed with nothing but a letter opener and a striking resemblance to Neil Patrick Harris, he stabbed at the Angthulumoose. However, his arm went right through it and starting being absorbed. Drew knew that this simply was no good. He reached around inside the gelatinous mass and pulled on its central nervous system. The Angthulumoose howled, because Drew had tripped its howling nerve. The Angthulumoose bent down its head and picked Drew up in its antlers. It shook him around with wild aggression, the kind